more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3
this child is just like me when i get tickled
me on the internet: gay
me irl: gay, but quietly
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
if i was a teacher i’d play this everytime a student was right
sext: this is my swamp
ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.
I wanna follow more aro spectrum people and it’d be nice to build a little community on tumblr, so reblog this if you fall anywhere on the aro spectrum(aromantic, lithromantic, demiromantic, grey-romantic, etc.)!
this may come as sad news for some of you but Outer Space is Gay. all of it
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.