click on these

(Source: gendersect)

plantbased-princess:

ana-sthetic:

"Don’t say you hate your fam-" No.

"Omg you should love your fami-" No.

"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.

If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You don’t need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.

This is so fucking important.

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta)

(Source: inspiredbyadam)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

planterbabe:

etsyifyourenasty:

Avocado Backpack


SOMEONE GET ME THIS HOLY MACARONI

planterbabe:

etsyifyourenasty:

Avocado Backpack

SOMEONE GET ME THIS HOLY MACARONI

(Source: anditlingers)

I feel naked but hey, it’s time to make some new memories

I feel naked but hey, it’s time to make some new memories

holy shit

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A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel (via getoffyourfeetandmakethiscount)

(Source: agonyandagony)

can you imagine being the person who makes the dildos? can you imagine having your primary source of income come from making sex toys? can you imagine going to family gatherings and answering the question “what do you do for a living?” with “I make things people put up their butts” ? can you imagine?

(Source: coeykuhn)

camp blanket’s gonna take a few more years and maybe a generation or two more to fill it up but for now it’s ready for summer!

camp blanket’s gonna take a few more years and maybe a generation or two more to fill it up but for now it’s ready for summer!

relaxist:

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.